Monday, July 20, 2015

Just call me the bearded lady

It takes tremendous foresight and planning for a man to become a woman. Given the California drought, "Caitlyn" is just a few brownouts away from being the bearded lady in the circus. He better keep the batteries recharged on his electric razor. 

One could use a straight razor as a fallback, but during a power outage, it's imprudent to shave in the dark. You need a steady hand and lots of candles when wielding a straight razor on yourself. 

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