Saturday, April 04, 2020

Face masks

The National Association of Armed Robbers applauded edicts by public official requiring all citizens to don face masks when going outside. Face mask disguise the identity of armed robbers, but normally it's considered a tad suspicious or even provocative to walk into a bank or 7/11 with a face mask. Apt to make cashiers and security guards trigger-happy. But now that every customer looks like an armed robber, the pros blend right in without fear of raising alarm. 

2 comments:

  1. You were busting the chops of that Muslim apologist in the other thread, but now the gub'mint has culturally appropriated their women's garb.

    Is this a case of the state respecting a particular religion? At least they aren't forcing the public to dress like Mennonites I guess.

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  2. Sorry for the bad link, here's a second try:

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