Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Weathering the storm of the century

In the run-up to Hurricane Sandy, Christians took varying precautionary measures. Dispensationalists build a two-decker ark. The two sealed decks were carefully engineered to prevent any confusion ethnic Israel and the Church.

Amils took refuge in a spiritual ark.

Postmils refused to build an ark cuz that would be way too pessimistic.

There are reportedly a number of soggy amils and postmils this morning.

According to CNN, Gary North was spotted scalping tickets at the loading dock. He assessed passengers a Y2K surcharge in case Sandy returned us to the Stone Age.

1 comment:

  1. Well, I have bad news for the Dispy's. Those of us who are incoherent enough to be millennial, but want no part of other aspects of dispensationalism effectively drilled a hole in the side of the ark and it took on water.