Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Disturbing Behavior

To: Dr. Caldicott
From: TR
Re: Patient Engwer

I just received a troubling report regarding one of our test-subjects: Patient #17 (aka Jason Engwer). Apparently the V-chip you implanted in his brain to regulate subversive behavior is malfunctioning. According to some dude named Dave Armstrong, “I'm delighted to report that Jason Engwer has apparently decided to ignore Big Brother Hays' advice. I knew you had it in ya. Don't listen to the James Carvilles of the world.”

You’re directed to have Rocky and Bubba bring Patient Engwer back to Bishop Flats for immediate reconditioning.

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