Monday, July 06, 2009

The consistency of an Arminian: BSMANgreeneggsandHAM

On Dan's blog Bossmanham complains about me this way:

I also love how Paul is declaring himself the winner of your debates. What's truly funny is he actually believes that since he is declaring himself the winner, he actually is the winner. I am actually laughing out loud right now.

On T-blog, in the comments section of Peter's post he says this:

I'm the only one producing logically cohesive arguments. Very Christian of you BTW, Petey.

You couldn't script better stuff than this.

9 comments:

  1. Oh DANG Paul you got me good. HAHAHAHA!

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  2. Jeez Paul, you take no prisoners huh...

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  3. Steve, I gave them ample opportunites to drop the bad argument. They could have retreated and proudly carried their colors back to where they came from, and I would have let them without pursuing, but they kept shooting and left me no choice. :-)

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  4. NIce Bossmanham. What's next? I know you are but what am I? No wait...try this one next time. "oh yeah?"

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  5. No kidding, MDC. On the plus side, judging from his profile pic, VeggieTales are about his intellect level.

    Perhaps this can be a conversation starter with him:

    Okay, boys and girls! Listen up! Have you ever wondered what would happen if we put pizza in the radio? Well, heeeeeeeeeere we go!

    God loves you cuz he's a love machine.
    God loves me cuz if he didn't he'd be mean.
    God loves everyone, even those who aren't clean.
    God loves imaginary people that aren't even seen.

    God love the flowers and all the trees in fall.
    He only doesn't love the Calvinists at all.
    If you see one, plug your ears and kick the wall.
    When they debate you it's best to merely stall.

    God loves everyone, even those that burn in hell.
    Why this is the case, even God cannot quite tell.
    Perhaps it's because of the great barbecue smell!
    But I think such a God surely must be swell.

    Sing it with me now:
    God loves you cuz he's a love machine.
    God loves me cuz if he didn't he'd be mean.
    God loves everyone, even those who aren't clean.
    God loves imaginary people that aren't even seen.

    That's right, boys and girls. And don't let anyone tell you differently! Uh-oh! Key change!

    God loves kids playing on their see-saws.
    God loves them even when they hem and haw.
    If God didn't, we couldn't hold him in awe.
    But we still have to look the other way about that darn Esau.

    God loves you through the think and thin.
    He loves you, he only hates your sin.
    That's why it's you who's what hell holds within
    Instead of merely sin when the punishment begins.

    Once again, boys and girls!
    God loves you cuz he's a love machine.
    God loves me cuz if he didn't he'd be mean.
    God loves everyone, even those who aren't clean.
    God loves imaginary people that aren't even seen.
    That aren't even seeeeeeeeeeeeen! CHA!

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  6. Peter,

    You're the one who must deny the Biblical account.

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  7. I have a perfect solution to the debate between Calvinists and Arminians . . .

    Maybe total depravity doesn't take full effect on everyone. Maybe some people are only partly totally depraved, and they get to save themeselves, so they're Arminians. Other people are completely totally depraved, so they have to rely on God to save them, and they end up being Calvinists. Maybe the Arminian ones are the ones who came from an unfallen alien race that intermarried with humans in Genesis 6. You know, those aliens from the planet PELAGIUS . . .

    Steven, am I mistaken, or is "Jeez" a form of "Jesus," taken in vain, as it were?

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  8. I'm partly totally laughing. The other part of me is partly totally crying.....

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  9. Steven, am I mistaken, or is "Jeez" a form of "Jesus," taken in vain, as it were?

    I don't know. *shrug*

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