Reading there systematic theology, I found out Pastafarians end their prayers with the word "Ramen."
I'm pretty sure Pastafarians don't intend to refer to any being when they use the word 'God' and don't genuinely worship any being, at least deliberately. (We all worship something.)So what are the supposedly only two monotheistic religions that they're claiming to be merging? That's kind of a weird line. Is that a joke that I'm missing? Or are they claiming Christians aren't monotheists?
They would likely win many, many converts if they would only offer coupons. I can't believe they've not thought about this and codified it into their religion yet. Everyone loves coupons.Amateurs.
Though, there are some worshippers of Star Trek Gods who offer Q-pons.