I don't normally post pictures of gross immorality, but sometimes a graphic image is necessary to illustrate the horrid truth. If you have any young kids, please send them out of the room.
If you look closely, you'll see the pope is wearing glasses. That's right. He's misusing his God-given ears and nose as an artificial platform for glasses. But as any Thomist will tell you, that's a morally disordered behavior. The pope has wickedly redirected his body parts to an end contrary to God's design for the nose and ears.
No doubt some zealous Catholics will accuse me of having PhotoShopped the picture to depict the pope in a morally compromising position. But this isn't the only time I've seen the pope indulge in this flagrantly unnatural behavior. If you surf the web you will find other pictures of the pope self-abusing his ears and nose. So you don't have to take my word for it. Evidence is just a mouse-click away.