Impeach Trump!

I've changed my mind. Trump has now committed an unambiguously impeachable act. I'm alluding to the abuse of pardons. In particular, he's pardoned the Thanksgiving turkey. That's a textbook example of witness tampering. Buying the silence of a potential accuser by pardoning them before they cop a deal to turn states evidence against the boss. It stands to reason that the turkey overheard incriminating conversations between Trump and Ukrainian officials.