Separating the boys from the men

There's a Facebook group in support of resurrecting W. L. Craig's fabled beard. There are reported sightings of Craig's beard from the past. 

However, I think the explanation for Craig's disappearing beard is straightforward. As a man of honor and integrity, he came to the realization that his theology belied his beard. You see, Calvinism is a manly bearded tradition whereas freewill theism is a callow peach fuzzy tradition. Consistent Calvinists look like this:

and this:

and this:

and this

and this

whereas consistent freewill theists look like this

and this

and this