Operation Clambake

Here is an article about seven people who successfully left the Church of Scientology.

I notice three of the seven are Katie Holmes, Nicole Kidman, and Mimi Rogers.

What's more, all three were evidently once married to operating thetan Thomas Cruise Mapother IV. Otherwise known as Tom Cruise.

And it would appear Cruise has not married nor divorced any other person besides these three women.

Hence I surmise a potentially efficacious means by which to leave the Church of Scientology is to marry and divorce Tom Cruise.

Perhaps Cruise is an inside man for Operation Clambake. A real life IMF agent. Dropped in behind enemy lines when he parachuted from a rocket propelled DC-8 like spacecraft. Primed and ready to wage a war between worlds. To bring us across the bridge to total freedom.