Turns out that New Zealand, fabled for its paradisial
beauty, and backdrop for the Tolkien flicks, has a horrendous murder rate. According
to recent crime stats, nearly half of New Zealand households have one (or two!)
serial killers. That’s 1.4 million serial killers on the loose! On average, these
natural born killers are responsible for 65 victims a year. That’s per
household!
You'd think they would be happy that natural selection was helping stronger birds to evolve by letting cats kill off the weak ones. Sheesh.
ReplyDeleteAll they need to do is give Radagast a call.
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