Okay. Looks like we dodged a bullet today. It was a close call. But don’t let this near miss make you too complacent. For Judgment Day is just around the corner:
This Camping fiasco is great news for those who revel in the mediocrity of Christian End Times theology. You guys have only been waiting nearly 2000 years for judgment day? When is your Jeesuz going to come?
I haven't been waiting for 2000 years. At most, I've been waiting for about 52 years.
If Jesus had come in, say, 500 AD, I wouldn't be here. So I'm glad that Jesus is taking his time. And I'd extend the same courtesy to Christian generations that come after me.
What's the hurry? I'll see Jesus soon enough whenever I die. In the meantime, I hope future generations enjoy the same gracious opportunity I was given. I'm not eager to slam the door on those behind me.
This Camping fiasco is great news for those who revel in the mediocrity of Christian End Times theology. You guys have only been waiting nearly 2000 years for judgment day? When is your Jeesuz going to come?
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ReplyDeleterather, I would think you would should be concerned about your own personal judgment day! We all have one!
I haven't been waiting for 2000 years. At most, I've been waiting for about 52 years.
ReplyDeleteIf Jesus had come in, say, 500 AD, I wouldn't be here. So I'm glad that Jesus is taking his time. And I'd extend the same courtesy to Christian generations that come after me.
What's the hurry? I'll see Jesus soon enough whenever I die. In the meantime, I hope future generations enjoy the same gracious opportunity I was given. I'm not eager to slam the door on those behind me.
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C.T. Wrote: I think a big clue though is when the devil and his children assert dominion of the entire world is when God brings the hammer down
ReplyDeleteThat's right. Thor is getting mighty p.o.'d about all this Yahweh bunk and will be bringing down his hammer shortly. Watch out.
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Revelation is my favorite but it's better if you're on acid.
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