Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Apparently, it's the chicken.
However, the jury's still out on why the chicken crossed the road, why novel foods taste like chicken, whether the sky is falling, and whether a rubber chicken or a rubber ducky would swerve first if both were racing toward another at full speed.
At the end of the day, the demons tremble and the Elect praise the Lord to His Glory. Only the fools say in their heart, there is no God.
ReplyDeleteRubber ducky. It's its nature. Rubber Chicken thinks its funny and has played the game so many times, and never lost, its not about to give way to a flatfoot who can't pay his bill.
ReplyDeleteWe, as Christians, knew it was the chicken all along. The Bible answered it simply in Genesis 1:21...Answer: Chicken
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