I notice that Catholic epologists constantly impugn the character of Turretin Fan because he retains his anonymity. Due to his sensitive dossier, TF is not at liberty to divulge his true identity.
Under the circumstances, I think it’s necessary for me to come to the defense of his much-maligned honor.
The real TF is a retired CIA officer. Because it’s classified, I’m not at liberty to tell you exactly what position he held, but let’s just say that TF is the American equivalent of George Smiley.
Due to his distinguished career in counterespionage, TF can’t reveal his true identity without endangering the lives of his many undercover contacts.
He’s a happily married man, although I’m not at liberty to disclose the real name of his wife (her code name is Josephine). They divide their time between Lake Como and Paris, Texas.