After years of playing second fiddle to Mary’s appearance in a pancake, a grilled cheese sandwich, an overpass water stain, etc. et cetera &c, Pope John Paul II has apparently had enough.
He’s burst into flames.
For the unbeliever, here’s proof:
Granted, it looks more like him if you squint your eyes and put on Rosary-colored glasses. Ignore the chuckles from the Protestant gallery asking if the reason the Pope is appearing in flames is so he can warn Catholics of their eternal destination. What we have here is the ultimate proof that JPII has not died, but merely changed professions.
Batman beware. The pontiff is now Pyropope.
Yes, I made that part up. Unfortunately, I didn't make up the part about how the flames supposedly look like John Paul II.