Okay, I'm on vacation, technically, til July when I'll resume posting articles on the main page, but I couldn't resist this. We're terribly serious here, but let's all lighten the mood. This is a space where everybody, even those with whom we regularly disagree, can have some fun and set aside some of our differences...okay, so no discussions about who's better Kirk or Picard or any such (wags finger). Those sorts of discussions can be moved to trekbbs.com. I just couldn't resist a round of "caption this" when I ran across this picture while browsing their forums a few days ago.
So, here you go...have fun and play nice!
"Princess Leia, eat your heart out! Or I'll do it for you!"
ReplyDeleteI'm Luke Skywalker and I'm here to resc... DANG baby! You look like you fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. I think Han's right, "No reward is worth this."
ReplyDeleteIncidentally, the thread where this was originally posted was titled, "Why did they make Worf wear a ponytail in S6 and S7 of TNG?"
ReplyDeleteThe reason Gene Bridges has been in surgery for the last 6 months ...
ReplyDelete"Grrr, every time I try to evolve...."
ReplyDeleteMC: "Theeeeerrre she is, Mrs. Kronos."
ReplyDelete"Oo-hoo, I am for world war, and saving tribbles."
"And Worf wins miss congeniality for the Final Frontier Pageant!"
ReplyDeleteThat is actually a picture of someone dressed up at a Star Wrekky convention. :0)
ReplyDelete"We Klingons may lack tear ducts, but we do not lack a sense of fashion!"
ReplyDelete"How embarrassing! I wish I could cloak myself like a Bird of Prey right now!"
ReplyDelete"Is there any justice on the Enterprise? Data gets an emotion chip and I get a perm!"
ReplyDelete"The final test of the Rite of Ascension: Worf must style his hair."
ReplyDelete"On the plus side, at least I'm not bald like Picard!"
ReplyDeleteHe should let down his bangs...
ReplyDeleteIs your head bigger than your waist? Then visit Jabba's waist expansion service... Now with collagen!!!!
ReplyDeleteal sends
"Eh. It was either this or the golden bikini."
ReplyDeleteSomething funny, human?
ReplyDelete(Is this Purgatorio alluvasudden?)
Post-ordination Worf
ReplyDeleteAfter leaving the Constellations Hair Center onboard the Enterprise, Worf could tell by the crew's faces, he would be dissassembling the hair bot Johnny 5 in about 1 warp second.
ReplyDeleteWell, you guys may act as if this is a subject of mirth and levity, but there are serious issues here. Does Worf have the one true hairdo? Was his hairdo performed by a validly ordained barber? Did his barber descend by unbroken tress-cession from the true locks of St. Peter? Or is he sporting a (gasp!) schismatic hairdo?
ReplyDeleteWharf: "I am not a merry man!"
ReplyDeletePrincess Leah: "After Han and I were married, he wanted me to look more like a Wookie. This was my first attempt."
In an alternate universe somewhere, best friends George Roddenberry and Gene Lucas collaborated on the hit enterprise, "Star Freak", where Captain Han Kirk and his sidekick, Spock Skywalker, fight to protect the universe from the evil Darth Vader and his fleet of Borg. One Character, Wharf Organa, king of the Klingungans, joins the crew.
How about "After his total makeover, EvanMay 7.0 emerged from the decompression chamber. Upon looking in the mirror, he was not amused."?
ReplyDeleteThere is a limit to the amount of cultural diversity I will tolerate amongst my officers...and by the way, don't you think the hair looks faaaabulous?!
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