Friday, August 18, 2006

Wing Woman

Hyper-preterist/futurist slayer, Dee Dee Warren gets her God-improved body. See what she would look like with Loftus' wing improvement and the Discomfiter's gills and tusks improvements.

10 comments:

  1. Hahahaha!!

    I've always wondered about Dee Dee Warren, since she's so mysterious with that pseudonym. Now I see that she looks like Xena the Warrior Princess, as I should have expected from all of her slaying of heresy.

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  2. Too bad Mr. Loftus won't comment.

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  3. The Blue Man8/19/2006 8:24 AM

    Giggle....

    Almost as funny as the "Ultimate Warrior" Paul Manata picture I saw a few months ago...

    REAP THE WHIRLWHIND!!!

    REAR NAKED CHOKE HOLD!!!

    A DEVASTATING REVERSAL!!!

    now that was funny!

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  4. The Green Man needs no improvements. As the late Discomfiter rightly said, improvements to man are necessary to escape the vengeance of the Green Man.

    Still, if this picture of which this blue man speaks is so funny, can he share it with us.

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  5. I think John is prettier than Princess Xena, and you should've used the picture of him I had on my website (I voted for him as a handsome devil).

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  6. Blue Man,

    You mean...

    THIS Christian Warrior?

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  7. I bout fell outa my chair laughing when I saw this! Oh, how discomfiting it is to have such grand Loftusian morphological modifications!

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  8. I'm like totally digging the goring tusks. The Lofty One was right. They are so useful. Futurists run in terror!

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