Saturday, May 07, 2016

Olympic Flip-Flopper

Nobody's better at flip-flopping than I am. I have the best flips. The best flops. The best. Believe me. I promise. It's going to be terrific.


  1. Seriously the only thing Trump had going for him was his:

    - Tax plan
    - Not allowing any further Muslim immigration
    - Building a wall
    - Deporting illegal
    - Fighting an increase in the minimum wage
    - Not taking big donations

    We'll have to see how this turns out.

  2. He's already reversed himself on the last two, and the second one was always a nonstarter.

  3. If the text had more exclamation points, it would sound more Trumpy.