Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Bob Larson



Not Redbeard Larson!!!!!!
It isn't nice to mock the color of Larson's beard. His barber informs me that Bob used to have a light brown beard until he developed his deliverance ministry. As anyone who's seen End of Days can assure you, the Archfiend practices scorched-earth tactics. Gabriele Amorth used to have a luxuriant head of hair before His Infernal Majesty singed it like a blowtorch. Bob's fire-retardant shampoo dyed his beard red.
Alan should be more respectful. If it weren't for Bob and his death-defying daughters, swarms of flying monkeys would eclipse the sun.

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Alan seems to be insinuating that Bob's gift of tongues transcribes a jammed computer keyboard. However, I have it on good authority that when Bob speaks in tongues, he's actually quoting Aristophanes: Βρεκεκεκὲξ κοὰξ κοάξ

3 comments:

  1. SPIRIT, WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?!?!?!?!?!?!??

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    1. Now, Alan, surely you're not insinuating that an evil spirit would lie to Bob? I'm shocked by your skepticism regarding the honesty of demons.

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  2. "I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
    I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes,
    Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
    And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore!"

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