At last count, 40 states have filed petitions to
secede from the Union. I have a better idea: let’s petition the District of
Columbia to secede from the Union. Not only would that be mathematically
simpler, but just think of all the problems that would solve at one fell swoop.
Perhaps we could even petition the Navy corps of civil
engineers carve out the District of Columbia, put it on a barge, and float it
up the Potomac into the Atlantic Ocean.
Nice to go and hit the sack with a smile. Thanks. And Buenos Noches.
ReplyDeleteLeave the Lincoln Memorial, please.
ReplyDeleteAs a special favor to you, I'll ask them to relocate the Lincoln Memorial to Fall City, unless you prefer North Bend.
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