A man was going down from Washington to Atlanta and he fell among Democrats who stripped him, beat him, and departed. Now by chance a bureaucrat was going down the road and when he saw him he passed by on the other side. So, likewise a Congressional aide- when he came to the place and saw him he passed by on the other side. But a capitalist, as he journeyed, came to where he was, and when he saw him he had compassion. He went to him to help, but realized he was not licensed by the HHS Secretary to provide first aid. As quickly as he could he called the local ObamaCare agency. After listening to all the selection choices and being on hold for nearly an hour the capitalist finally was able to talk to a heavily accented Indian. After things finally seemed to be ironed out and help was on the way, the man waited by the injured traveler for help to come.
When the ObamaCare agent arrived, he made the capitalist fill out 39 forms, pronounced the traveler dead from blood loss and exposure, and left.