Wednesday, October 27, 2010

The logistics of hell

According to Edski:

Discussion of the location of hell is not a hot topic these days. Most educated Christians have abandoned offering even the slightest defense of hell's classic locale (beneath the earth)...So it appears that after more than two thousand years, a majority of religious believers have chosen to reinterpret the Bible, in effect, to correct its authors, as well as theologians and evangelists of the past, without of course rewriting the Bible, except in their own minds.

http://edward-t-babinski.blogspot.com/2010/10/where-is-hell-and-why-isnt-that-hot.html

So theologians before the advent of modern geology couldn't ask common sense questions about the logistics of hell. Let's see about that, shall we?

Here arises the question: If the fire is not to be immaterial, analogous to the pain of the soul, but material, burning by contact, so that bodies may be tormented in it, how can evil spirits be punished in it?...I would indeed say that these spirits will burn without any body of their own, as that rich man was burning in hell when he exclaimed, “I am tormented in this flame,” Luke xvi. 24. were I not aware that it is aptly said in reply, that that flame was of the same nature as the eyes he raised and fixed on Lazarus, as the tongue on which he entreated that a little cooling water might be dropped, or as the finger of Lazarus, with which he asked that this might be done,—all of which took place where souls exist without bodies. Thus, therefore, both that flame in which he burned and that drop he begged were immaterial, and resembled the visions of sleepers or persons in an ecstasy, to whom immaterial objects appear in a bodily form. For the man himself who is in such a state, though it be in spirit only, not in body, yet sees himself so like to his own body that he cannot discern any difference whatever.

Augustine, City of God

http://www.ccel.org/ccel/schaff/npnf102.iv.XXI.10.html

Whether the fire in which the wicked are to be tormented in soul as well as in body will be material and corporeal is controverted. The Romanists…do not hesitate to assert this…But others far more truly deny it and wish it to be explained metaphorically or allegorically…Because it is treated of the fire prepared for the Devil and his angels. And yet body cannot act upon a spirit, since it cannot act without contact wither mediate or immediate, which does not fall upon a spirit.

The various other phrases by which infernal punishments are described are to be understood not so much properly as allegorically, when they are expressed by “outer darkness,” “the worm,” “gnashing of teeth,” “chains of darkness,” “lake of brimstone,” “prison,” and “gulf,” and by other things of the same kind…For the same reason a metaphorical, not a proper fire is to be understood.

If heavenly goods are depicted under symbols of the most delightful things (which are to be understood not properly, but mystically and figuratively; as when mention is made of Abraham’s bosom, lying down in the kingdom of heaven with the patriarchs, of paradise, the tree of life, treasures, crowns and the like), why should we not think that the Holy Spirit employed equally figurative terms in the description of the opposite evils, so that the most direful torments are adumbrated by fire, which is wont to create the most intense pain?


Francis Turretin, Institutes, 3: 605-06.

Of course, the real reason that Turretin chose to “reinterpret” Biblical imagery is because he had access to 17th century 3D subsurface imaging technology. After mapping the interior of the earth, he discovered, much to his dismay, that hell was nowhere to be found in the nether regions of the earth. For his part, Augustine used P-waves and S-waves to model the interior of the earth. No fallen angels were detected!

4 comments:

  1. We need somebody like Ed to draw us a diagram of the Bible's view of the afterlife, similar to the diagrams of Biblical cosmology that we often see. Apparently, somewhere in the universe of the Biblical authors there's a big Abraham, so big that all of the redeemed dead can fit inside his chest (Luke 16:23). (Or maybe individuals like Lazarus become small.) But people can see inside Abraham's chest (verse 23). Maybe his chest has a window. How can the rich man see and recognize an individual like Lazarus inside Abraham's chest from such a distance, "far away" and separated by "a great chasm" (verses 23 and 26)? Apparently, the dead, at least the unrighteous dead, have substantially improved eyesight and vocal chords. Maybe they're situated on some sort of platform that's elevated to the height of Abraham's chest. But if, within the Biblical view, what we today call Heaven is up above and what we today call Hell is down below, how could the rich man and Abraham be speaking with one another? Maybe they were yelling really loud. But wouldn't people on the surface of the earth hear it, then? And how could the rich man see inside Abraham's chest if Abraham was so far away, with earth's surface and other objects between them? How could the rich man and Lazarus have the physical features described in Luke 16 if the resurrection hadn't occurred yet?

    We don't need to reconcile these inconsistencies. The Biblical authors weren't aware of such problems. We today are.

    But it would help if somebody like Ed could update a diagram of Biblical cosmology to include the features of the afterlife. Add a big Abraham. Put a window on his chest. Put a multitude of people inside. Maybe have Lazarus reclining next to the New Jerusalem, eating some fruit from the tree of life. At a distance we would see the rich man, falling through a bottomless pit as he wanders as a star through black darkness, surrounded by the light of unquenchable fire.

    Ed could do for Luke 16 or Revelation 21 what others have done for the Song of Solomon.

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  2. Once Ed's rendering is complete it can then be enlarged to a billboard-size backdrop for John Hagee to preach in front of.

    Of course, all this is pending final approval by this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIdJcU3wcf0

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  3. Apparently, somewhere in the universe of the Biblical authors there's a big Abraham, so big that all of the redeemed dead can fit inside his chest (Luke 16:23)…. But if, within the Biblical view, what we today call Heaven is up above and what we today call Hell is down below, how could the rich man and Abraham be speaking with one another? Maybe they were yelling really loud. But wouldn't people on the surface of the earth hear it, then? And how could the rich man see inside Abraham's chest if Abraham was so far away, with earth's surface and other objects between them? How could the rich man and Lazarus have the physical features described in Luke 16 if the resurrection hadn't occurred yet?

    Jason, you are always so deadly serious, except when you cut loose with these gems of humor that get me laughing out loud. I have always appreciated this quality of yours, as rare as it is.

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  4. Wait a minute. How would the rich man even know it was Abraham? I suppose he has a nametag somewhere on that massive chest?

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