Apostate Ken Pulliam recently drew attention to some cutting-edge neuroscientific data correlating brain lateralization with religious orientation. The results are quite exciting.
As it turns out, left-handers are mystics and Pentecostals while right-handers are apologists and theologians. Put another way, southpaws have all the religious experiences while northpaws have all the theistic proofs.
Every southpaw is another Kathryn Kuhlman, Santa Teresa de Ávila or San Juan de la Cruz while every northpaw is another Augustine, Aquinas, or Calvin.
Needless to say, this rigorous scientific finding will greatly simplify one’s vocational options.
In a related discovery, confirming earlier predictions, atheists are literally brainless. Neurosurgeons and forensic pathologists found that, upon opening the skulls of atheists, their cranium was full of spinal fluid.
Finally, researchers have also studied some half-brained patients who are one part theist to one part atheist. This involved test-subjects from the BioLogos Foundation.