Thursday, March 13, 2008

'Something' - Arminian Style

Here's a remake of a classic

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Something in the way He moves
Attracts me like no other wuver
Something in the way He woos me

I choose not to leave Him now
I chose to believe, and how!*

Somewhere in His smile He (kinda) knows
That I don't need no other wuver
Something in His style that woos me

I choose not to leave Him now
I chose to believe, and how!*

You're asking me will my love grow
I have free will so I don't know, I don't know
I stick around for now it may show
I have free will so I don't know, I don't know

Something in the way He (kinda) knows
And all I have to do is think of Him
Something in the outpour of grace woos me

I choose not to leave Him now
I chose to believe, and how!*

I chose Him because His universal grace
I hope I will see his face
The guy next to me had the same grace
But he won't see His face

Why did I chose but not him
I don't know, I don't know
Was I better in some way than him
Probably so, probably so

I choose not to leave Him now
I chose to believe, and how!*

*(Patting myself on the back for making such a wise choice, as opposed to my idiotic friend who did not.)



[song edited due to fan's (Pilgrimsarbour) request]

17 comments:

  1. The irony is that Harrison meant "Something" to be about God. Yet the conventions of the day kept him from releasing it with that intent. So, he modified it a little and released it as a love song to a woman.

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  2. But it was a Hindi-type god...

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  3. Paul,

    That was a funny post, but I have a serious question for you.

    How can I tell my wife and kids that I am not me, that instead I am you???

    According to my favorite Arminian I’m you, now I am sure that in real life you’re a swell guy, but my wife may not take to kindly to me not being me anymore. What to do, what to do?

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  4. Paul,
    When is the release date of your new single? I hear it will debut in the Jeff Foxworthy weekly Top 40 countdown. Congrats!


    B.J.

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  5. B.J.,

    Stay tuned. Ryan Seacrest will debut it on American top 40 in the next couple of Sundays.

    Ben,

    I'll email you the recipe. It involves boiling water, a cauldron, a live chicken, and growing out a stylie.

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  6. I dont get it. Can you explain each verse. maybe i need to listen to the original... do one with harrison's "my guitar gently weeps"

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  7. No piperette, I can't. Sorry. It is almost verbatum with the original, so that won't help either.

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  8. Thanks for that post, Paul. I got a genuine belly laugh out of it! If I may humbly offer one suggestion--

    I would modify one line to say:

    I choose not to leave Him now
    I chose to believe, and how!
    *

    *(Patting myself on the back for making such a wise choice, as opposed to my idiotic friend who did not.)

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  9. Does this mean the Beetles are the best band?

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  10. Pilgrimsarbour,

    I have included your rendition and made it part of the song. I'll send you a monthly check from part of the proceeds.

    Vytautas,

    If I answer yes I run the risk of stirring up a proverbial Arminian hornet nest because it is close to blasphemy to say that any band other than Stryper is the "best band ever," according to them.

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  11. Paul,
    Love the Beatles. Love Harrison's song. Would also love to hear "My Guitar Gently Weeps." But this version made me laugh! Keep it up.

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  12. Stryper rawks though....

    Everyone sing along now:

    Calling....on you....
    Calling....on you....
    Calling....on you nooooow....


    [Sway with lighters ablaze!]

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  13. I have included your rendition and made it part of the song. I'll send you a monthly check from part of the proceeds.

    Thanks, Paul! I'm quite honoured. What percentage of "zero" will you be sending, exactly?

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  14. Pilgrimsarbour,

    .48 x 0 to you

    .50 x 0 to me

    and .2 x 0 to The T-blog label.

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  15. Wow, we're splitting 118% of 0! No wonder the music industry is in trouble.

    Does this mean I should stop selling the bootleg mp3 on the sly?

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  16. "But it was a Hindi-type god..."

    Hindi is a language; Hindu is a religion. Harrison's god was Hindu.

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  17. I look at my soul and see the love there thats sleeping
    While my guitar gently weeps
    I look at my neighbor's floor and get down to sweeping
    Because of my love there that sleeps
    I don't know why you find it so hard to unfold your love
    It's your fault for letting sin control you
    Transform and mold you.

    I look at my faith and I notice its certain
    While my guitar gently weeps
    With every mistake I'm constantly learning
    Unlike most other peeps
    I don't know how you were diverted
    I'm not as perverted as you
    You should have believed the gospel when you heard it
    After someone alerted you.

    I look at others and see no love there thats sleeping
    While my guitar gently weeps
    Look at you all . . .
    Still my guitar gently weeps.

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