(Scene:
heavenly throne room)
The
Omnipotent: Gabriel.
Gabriel:
Yes, milord.
The
Omnipotent: I see that Zerubbabel is jumping the gun.
Gabriel:
What do you mean?
The
Omnipotent: He’s laying the foundation for the Millennial temple.
Gabriel:
I’m confused. Didn’t Zekiel furnish the blueprint for a physical
temple?
The
Omnipotent: Yes, but Ezekiel bungled the prophecy by failing to distinguish
between the second temple and the third temple! We can’t have Zerubbabel build
the third temple even before the second temple has been built and destroyed by
the Romans.
That
would make the second temple the third temple–or is it the other way
round?–which is just plain bad arithmetic, not to mention bad eschatology. If
the Romans destroy the third temple in 70 AD, the countdown to Armageddon will
kick in way too soon. I already had to reset the eschatological stopwatch once
before when Ezra and Nehemiah jumped the gun by laying the cornerstone for the
Millennial temple. I scotched that in the nick of time.
Gabriel:
Now I understand.
The
Omnipotent: Go down there, ASAP, and present a stop-work order to Zerubbabel.
While you’re at it, give copies of the injunction to Haggai, and Zechariah.
–which
reminds me…Michael.
Michael:
Yes, milord
The
Omnipotent: Accompany Gabriel. Take along a wrecking crew to pulverize the
foundations that Zerubbabel prematurely laid, using Ezekiel’s blueprint.
Michael:
Will do.
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