Friday, July 13, 2012


Dear Cyclops,

I share your concern about Drake. He's an embarrassment to the glorious cause of whitietude. He will never be worthy to walk the hallowed halls of honkydom.

Have you run a background check on his ancestry? Done a white count? He can't be one of us. He must be a mongrel.

The Wiz

-----Original Message-----
From: cyclops
To: impwiz
Sent: Fri, Jul 13, 2012 8:20 am
Subject: Whitietude

Dear Imperial Wizard,

I'm worried about Drake. He's making us look bad. How can we convince anyone that we're the master race with a retard like that? I mean, we might as well have Daffy Duck as our press secretary. I think he's seen too many reruns of Underworld.

Drake can't be 100% purebred Aryan. Maybe he can pass for Aryan, but he’s obviously a mutt. What should we do about him?

Exalted Cyclops

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