To: field operatives
From: spymaster
Re: status report
I’m pleased to report that the crypto-Calvinist sleeper-agents we placed at Concordia Seminary to gradually infiltrate the LCMS are having the desired effect as they percolate down to the rank-and-file. As Paul McCain, echoing Mary Magdalene, recently told campus police: “They have taken away the True Body, and I know not where they have laid him.”
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ReplyDeletePoor Calvin, doomed to his ever present weird spiritualizing whereby our souls ascend to heaven during communion and there feed on the body of Christ, where it is, obviously, stuck for all eternity after the Ascension.