Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the man, There is no logical impossibility in the hypothesis that this garden didst spring into being but a few days ago. Yea, there is no logical impossibility that thou sprangest into being but a few hours ago.
And the man said unto the serpent, As a matter of fact, Snakey, I verily didst spring into being but a few hours ago!
Then the devil leaveth him and said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?