“Perhaps if Steve wiped the foam off his monitor before posting…”
To begin with, I always wear a breath mask when I’m blogging to prevent the build-up of bloody spittle on the computer screen.
Second, I should warn Mr. Reiss that scurrilous comments about the lifestyle of zombies is actionable hate-speech. Unless he retracts his offensive remarks and issues a public apology, I’ll have no choice but to report his transgression to the Zombie Anti-Defamation League.
Finally, I’d also warn Mr. Reiss that it’s always highly imprudent to get on the wrong side of a zombie. We take derogatory remarks about our diet, dental hygiene, or other alternative lifestyle choices quite personally.
If he imagines that he can makes such offensive statements with impunity, I’d suggest that he rent a copy of 28 Weeks Later. Albany will never be the same.