Papal handlers

Suicide by Pope? 

No doubt you've heard of suicide by cop.  Is the Catholic Church committing suicide by pope?  Francis the Foolish is now regularly coming out with silly statements. 

http://maverickphilosopher.typepad.com/maverick_philosopher/2015/01/suicide-by-pope.html

A guardian responsible for escorting a retarded child or adult in public. Highly alert and well trained, these individuals can sense when their "client" is ready to change from sweet and calm to loud and destructive.  

Warren broke free of his handler and began screaming and throwing trays around the restaurant. 

– Urban Dictionary