Friday, April 06, 2007

Why I believe in global warming

Revelation 8:6-10
6Then the seven angels who had the seven trumpets prepared to sound them.
7The first angel sounded his trumpet, and there came hail and fire mixed with blood, and it was hurled down upon the earth. A third of the earth was burned up, a third of the trees were burned up, and all the green grass was burned up.
8The second angel sounded his trumpet, and something like a huge mountain, all ablaze, was thrown into the sea. A third of the sea turned into blood, 9a third of the living creatures in the sea died, and a third of the ships were destroyed.
10The third angel sounded his trumpet, and a great star, blazing like a torch, fell from the sky on a third of the rivers and on the springs of water—

Revelation 20:7-10
7When the thousand years are over, Satan will be released from his prison 8and will go out to deceive the nations in the four corners of the earth—Gog and Magog—to gather them for battle. In number they are like the sand on the seashore. 9They marched across the breadth of the earth and surrounded the camp of God's people, the city he loves. But fire came down from heaven and devoured them. 10And the devil, who deceived them, was thrown into the lake of burning sulfur, where the beast and the false prophet had been thrown. They will be tormented day and night forever and ever.


  1. UPDATE:

    Nancy Pelosi has introduced a new bill which would impose an import tariff on fire and brimstone to reduce the level of eschatological sulfuric emissions.

  2. I believe in a future ice age,

    Matt 24:12 Because of the increase of wickedness, the love of most will grow cold,

  3. I love this

    OK to Steve: Given the democrats historical success rates in stopping poverty by welfare, increasing peace by passivity, and stopping teenage pregnancies by passing out condoms, doom may be much closer than we think!