Tuesday, May 07, 2019

Emergency kit for the vampire apocalypse

During the vampire apocalypse, you better have a cache of wafers to stave off the bloodsuckers!




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  1. Epistle of Dude5/07/2019 11:47 AM

    Sounds like Iconic Inquisitor Iago has been watching too much Vampire Hunter D, Trinity Blood, and other Japanese anime.

    For what it's worth, I've never seen it, nor do I ever plan to, but the South Korean film Thirst (2009) is about a Catholic priest who becomes a vampire. However, not anime.

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    1. steve5/07/2019 12:38 PM

      To judge by Ebert's review, the vampiric priest isn't celibate. But since he's dead, perhaps he didn't technically break his vow of chastity. Does canon law have a special provision for undead priests?

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    2. Epistle of Dude5/08/2019 2:47 AM

      I guess a huge advantage of Catholicism is Catholicism can hocus pocus anything it wants in order to fit anything it wants! :) The Catholic church is maybe second only to Hinduism in how flexible it is in accommodating contradictory ideas or teachings.

      Also, a huge benefit of being a Catholic vampire priest is the Catholic vampire priest can always turn wine into blood to have a limitless supply of blood to drink.

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  2. Scott5/08/2019 12:04 AM

    Would he spontaneously combust when reciting a holy prayer, like Straizo in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 2 when he intentionally turned on his Hamon to kill himself?

    https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Straizo

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