Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Hollyrock values

Regarding all them mean things said about a certain html-challenged T-blogger, I’ll have you know that I’m a proud citizen of the deep-dyed red state of Bedrock.

We Bedrockers resent your citified ways. We resent the way you treat Bedrock as flyover country while you zip around in your supersonic Pterodactyl.

We saw how your corrupted our cousin Link in Encino Man—what with your uppity, Hollyrock values and blue state bobbles.

We will resist the temptation of all them soul-killing boy-toys and newfangled gizmos you dangle before our deep-set eyes!

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