Tone Police on Journalistic Propriety: “Screechy Here Lately”

Tone Police: “Totally inappropriate
 to show a picture like this”

OFFICIAL: Triablogue has been cited by the Official Tone Police for “screechiness”, “salacious gossip” and being “pretty darned bad” with its tone and language lately. Proper Christians are advised to avoid this blog as a way of avoiding sullying theirselves with such worldly topics. Why, let’s just look at some of the recent headlines (never mind the content of the artices!): “The Islamic Rape of Europe”; Trump: “How I’ve Avoided STDs All These Years”; Pope John Paul II Photographed in his Underwear with a Woman; and Let’s Drop a Nuclear Bomb Every Day on Trump.

“This is a blog where they have constructed a natural-law ethic for male promiscuity. They have a whole category devoted to ‘The Roman Catholic Sex Abuse Scandal’. And in fact, they have even talked about ‘masturbation’,” the Tone Police said.

“In my opinion this whole blog not only fails in Christian terms, it fails in intellectual terms, and it also fails in terms of wisdom and experience of human relationships,” the Tone Police said in their official citation. “There is no place at all for these kinds of things in a Christian blog.”