Sunday, September 05, 2010

Good Morning, Mr. Phelps

"It is ironic that this post mostly applies to Steve Hays and Paul Manata, but Jason Engwer (i.e. the only author of TID worth reading) is the one sent over here? Smooth move on their part..."

http://richardcarrier.blogspot.com/2010/09/infidel-delusion.html?showComment=1283696281217#c6884640065205409885

I see that WOE is on to us. Yes, we sent Jason over to Carrier's blog.

Jason receives his orders on a hidden iPad, along with photos and other info which explain the nature of his off-book mission. You know how it goes: “Good Morning, Mr. Phelps [Jason’s international spy name]…As always, should you or any of your IM Force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions”–after which the iPad self-destructs in a puff of smoke. Jason then proceeds to an IMF-sponsored safe house, where he retrieves an oversized, leather-bound dossier folder from a locked drawer, containing glossies of available IMF agents, from which he selects his team.

Jason doesn't know from one day to the next where we will send him. He goes wherever we tell him to go. Just last week we reassigned him to our station in Herzegovina to monitor Russian troop movements. And the week before that we had him assassinate a Swiss chocolatier in Tangiers (a trafficker for Al Qaida).

3 comments:

  1. Perchance, is he coming up north?

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  2. Can I be on Jason's team? Huh? Oh, pick me! Pick me! Pick me!

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  3. "We're all individuals." "I'm not." "I'm not either."

    Conspiracy thinking at its finest.

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