Friday, July 05, 2019

UFO sightings

It looks like UFO sightings spike on the 4th of July.

It's tempting to think that's because people mistake fireworks for UFOs. That'd be a hasty conclusion to draw.

I suspect the truth is aliens love to party and Earth on the 4th is lit.

In any case, Mulder and Scully will have to investigate.


  1. Hawk, I'm sorry but I have to disagree. The truth is that aliens have us on a yearly check-list to make sure we haven't gone nuclear yet. They decided to perform the check on July 4th in the US because we're all so focused on the fireworks, we wouldn't notice if the enterprise landed with sparklers lit and a brass band playing. Although I have no proof of this, I would be interested to see if the same type of spike is seen, say, in England on Nov 5h. Or in Russia on Oct 24th/25th. :)

    1. Lol, whatever the reason, it's clear Earth needs to form some kind of alien task squad (maybe with men in black) in order to protect us from these aliens! :)

  2. A lot of alien scouts reported back to the mother ship that a great war had suddenly broken out across the American continent, but their superiors didn't believe them.