Drake Shelton
- Gender: Male
- Industry: Religion
- Location: Greenville : South Carolina : United States
About Me
I am a Covenanter in exile.
Favorite Music
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Da Lord be mah shepherd; ah shall not wants.
He maketh me jibe down in green Beamers.
He leadeth me beside still boozes.
He resto'eth mah soul.
He leadeth me in alleys o’ righteousness
fo' hiz name’s sake.
Yea, dough ah cruise drough da San Fernando Valley
o’ da shadow o’ dead,
ah' gots'ta fear no evil,
fo' yo' iz wiff me;
yo' hot rod an’ yo' blaster,
dey comfo't me.
You preparest uh table bfoe me
in da presence o' mah gang-bangers;
ya' anointest mah neck wid gold chains;
mah' Benz ornament outshineth.
Sho'ly badness an’ mercy shall follow me
all da days o’ my life,
and ah' shall dwell in da hood uh da Lord fo'ever. 
Awwwww yeeeeeaaaah
ReplyDeleteSteve
ReplyDeleteHave you ever thought about becoming an mc?
Drake
So much talent, so little time :-)
ReplyDeleteI am a Covenanter too. Can you do a lyric for me also?
ReplyDeleteWhat did you have in mind? 1 Cor 13, perchance?
ReplyDeleteI would not turn down 1 Cor. 13, but I was expecting a psalm rewritten using a doom metal ascetic. I guess that I will take Psalm 2 instead.
ReplyDeleteForget asceticism, and replace it with "aesthetic".
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