Thursday, February 04, 2010

28 Weeks Later

“Perhaps if Steve wiped the foam off his monitor before posting…”

To begin with, I always wear a breath mask when I’m blogging to prevent the build-up of bloody spittle on the computer screen.

Second, I should warn Mr. Reiss that scurrilous comments about the lifestyle of zombies is actionable hate-speech. Unless he retracts his offensive remarks and issues a public apology, I’ll have no choice but to report his transgression to the Zombie Anti-Defamation League.

Finally, I’d also warn Mr. Reiss that it’s always highly imprudent to get on the wrong side of a zombie. We take derogatory remarks about our diet, dental hygiene, or other alternative lifestyle choices quite personally.

If he imagines that he can makes such offensive statements with impunity, I’d suggest that he rent a copy of 28 Weeks Later. Albany will never be the same.

1 comment:

  1. Well now, you know what they say about female zombies?

    Female zombies just love their counterparts!


    Cause female wannabeezombs can't become zombies no matter how much spital quarantine affects their mouth! And zombies don't wanna be mixed up in isolation with wannabeezombs anyway! They don't have too, they are zombies!

    Only the godfather zombie can determine the outcome of his zombie!