Monday, January 17, 2011

Directions to the church of Rome

Over at Called to Confusion, Sean Patrick recently asked where we can find the church of Rome. Here's a street map:


  1. Okay, who drew the little wings on the stick figure of the Pope at the bottom of the picture?!?

    Somebody's going to be doing A LOT of penance for that little trick!

  2. If that diagram is accurate, about 1/3 of Americans (conservatively speaking) will be in the 3rd rung of Hell.

    It's interesting that they must suffer worse torments than the lustful.

  3. CD, I assumed the "wings" were Papa's cape, but whatever.

  4. Aha! And let's not forget there were unidentified, unmarked white "planes" spotted flying over the Pentagon on 9/11. Hmmm.

  5. In reviewing that pic I can easily imagine that his cape rises in concert with the channeling of his dark powers, and as the shroud falls Papa expels torrents of otherworldly flame from his blackened Cthuuloid eye sockets, consuming all he surveys as he shrieks maniacally...

    Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

    I've come for your SOULS, fools!

    Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

    But that's just one man's admittedly biased opinion.

  6. As the caption of one of those pictures read: "Poor fools! They suspect nothing."