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Sunday, January 27, 2013

Kiwi crime wave

Turns out that New Zealand, fabled for its paradisial beauty, and backdrop for the Tolkien flicks, has a horrendous murder rate. According to recent crime stats, nearly half of New Zealand households have one (or two!) serial killers. That’s 1.4 million serial killers on the loose! On average, these natural born killers are responsible for 65 victims a year. That’s per household!  

2 comments:

  1. You'd think they would be happy that natural selection was helping stronger birds to evolve by letting cats kill off the weak ones. Sheesh.

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  2. All they need to do is give Radagast a call.

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