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Saturday, October 11, 2008

The truth is out there

Is it just me, or does Barack Obama look and sound a lot like a Romulan? The same elocutionary delivery. The same facial characteristics.

Perhaps he is a Romulan. He got his ears bobbed to blend in. Perhaps he’s the spearhead of an alien invasion force to take over the world.

Up above, the mother ship is tinkering with the Down Jones computer system to trigger an economic crisis which will propel Obama to the White House.

He is using dovish rhetoric to lure us into a false sense of security, so that when the strike force beams down, it will catch us off guard. That would also account for his support for the DC gun ban.

And it would also explain his radical “pro-choice” policy. The better to exterminate the human race and thereby make room for the Romulan occupation.

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