L'Osservatore Romano
20/7/2020
Three weeks after Pope Francis passed way, the conclave elected Milo Yiannopoulos to be the next pope. As Cardinal Cupich explained:
He has all the necessary qualifications to be pope. He's gay, Catholic, and a cross-dresser. Popes have been all dolled up like drag queens for centuries. They make Liberace look Amish by comparison. And we wanted a pontiff who could reach out to lapsed Catholic millennials.
Responding to the news of the papal conclave, Catholic apologist Dave Armstrong said:
We support Pope Milo wholeheartedly. He's the successor to St. Peter, our spiritual father, and the Vicar of Christ. He bears the charism of the Holy Spirit.
Milo Yiannopoulos chose the name Joan II.
ReplyDeletetouché!
DeleteFor some reason, I think in two years you'll be shouting, "It was parody, not a road map!!!"
ReplyDeleteMilo would be an improvement. I believe he said he was molested as a youth and also he's not a fan of Islamic immigration.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I've attempted to dialogue with Armstrong on the death penalty (on a thread that concerned the DP) and I was banned. Shouldn't it be easy to shoot my non-Catholic ideas down?
ReplyDeleteROFL. But to be honest, I dont think the Catholic Church will be appointing any non-leftist pope in the forthcoming years - gay or not (I dont take your post as a mere humour but a plausible eventuality). In fact, Pope Milo does not seem as grim a proposition anymore which says something about the current affairs in the CC. The man can at least stand for what he believes, unlike the universalist present pope.
ReplyDeleteLOL. hey should make pope Milo t-shirts
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