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Wednesday, March 30, 2016

If at first you don't secede, try try again

Looks like the South has found a way to win the Civil War after all. If Southern states pass laws against unisex restrooms and locker rooms, blue states will secede from the union by splitting from the South: 



It's secession in reverse. The effect is the same, but without the body count and destruction of infrastructure. Red states now have a nonviolent method of indirectly seceding from the union by provoking blue states to suspend interstate relations between blue state governments and red state governments. All red states have to do is pass laws against unisex restrooms and locker rooms, then sit back and watch blue states break with red states. 

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