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So does this make people like me who can't so much as grow a stubble to save their lives default non-beardinists? Alas! Shall we be forever excluded from the ranks of the elect? Or at least must suffice with a less than full-bearded theology?
If so, I submit we immediately arrange a synod at the local barber shop to begin work on the Five Articles of Smoothiness.
But what would the implications be for Jacob and Esau?
ReplyDelete"But Jacob said to Rebekah his mother, “Behold, my brother Esau is a hairy man, and I am a smooth man." -Gen. 27:11
Good one. :-)
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