In the run-up to Hurricane Sandy, Christians took varying
precautionary measures. Dispensationalists build a two-decker ark. The two sealed
decks were carefully engineered to prevent any confusion ethnic Israel and the
Church.
Amils took refuge in a spiritual ark.
Postmils refused to build an ark cuz that would be way too
pessimistic.
There are reportedly a number of soggy amils and postmils
this morning.
According to CNN, Gary North was spotted scalping tickets
at the loading dock. He assessed passengers a Y2K surcharge in case Sandy
returned us to the Stone Age.
Well, I have bad news for the Dispy's. Those of us who are incoherent enough to be millennial, but want no part of other aspects of dispensationalism effectively drilled a hole in the side of the ark and it took on water.
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