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Wednesday, May 16, 2012

MMA Nickname Generator

For limp-wristed Christian men who wish to man-up and rise to their hairy-chested calling in the ranks of muscular Christianity, but don't know where to start, here's an important accessory:

http://www.bleedingmedia.com/fighter_name_generator.php

7 comments:

  1. I got 'Bruiser', 'The Water Buffalo', 'Dirt Poor', 'The Voice', and'One Eyed Willy'. Only one of those conjures up the image of a fighter. Either the generator is broke or my name just isn't very fighter-esque.

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  2. "The Bruiser" has a nice ring to it. That should promote you to the quarterfinals if not the semifinals in the Church of Muscular Christianity.

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  3. I took the liberty of generating names for the Triablogue members.

    Your new names are:

    Patrick ''Bin Laden'' Chan

    John ''Lettuce Pray'' Bugay

    Jason ''Juicy'' Engwer

    Dusman ''The Smurf''

    Peter ''Sweet Leaf'' Pike

    Evan ''The Flamingo Kid'' May

    And finally, one that I think all our Arminian friends can agree on:

    Steve ''Serpent'' Hays

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  4. Like Snake Plissken in Escape from New York.

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  5. Or like "Solid Snake"

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solid_Snake

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  6. John ''Lettuce Pray'' Bugay

    I have no good retort for this.

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  7. David ''Brass Balls'' Houston
    David ''O'Doyle'' Houston
    David ''Silverback'' Houston
    David ''The Meddler'' Houston
    David ''Renegade'' Houston

    I'm kinda partial to "Brass Balls". :)

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