For limp-wristed Christian men who wish to man-up and rise to their hairy-chested calling in the ranks of muscular Christianity, but don't know where to start, here's an important accessory:
I got 'Bruiser', 'The Water Buffalo', 'Dirt Poor', 'The Voice', and'One Eyed Willy'. Only one of those conjures up the image of a fighter. Either the generator is broke or my name just isn't very fighter-esque.
I got 'Bruiser', 'The Water Buffalo', 'Dirt Poor', 'The Voice', and'One Eyed Willy'. Only one of those conjures up the image of a fighter. Either the generator is broke or my name just isn't very fighter-esque.
ReplyDelete"The Bruiser" has a nice ring to it. That should promote you to the quarterfinals if not the semifinals in the Church of Muscular Christianity.
ReplyDeleteI took the liberty of generating names for the Triablogue members.
ReplyDeleteYour new names are:
Patrick ''Bin Laden'' Chan
John ''Lettuce Pray'' Bugay
Jason ''Juicy'' Engwer
Dusman ''The Smurf''
Peter ''Sweet Leaf'' Pike
Evan ''The Flamingo Kid'' May
And finally, one that I think all our Arminian friends can agree on:
Steve ''Serpent'' Hays
Like Snake Plissken in Escape from New York.
ReplyDeleteOr like "Solid Snake"
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solid_Snake
John ''Lettuce Pray'' Bugay
ReplyDeleteI have no good retort for this.
David ''Brass Balls'' Houston
ReplyDeleteDavid ''O'Doyle'' Houston
David ''Silverback'' Houston
David ''The Meddler'' Houston
David ''Renegade'' Houston
I'm kinda partial to "Brass Balls". :)