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Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Artful dodgers

How to win a culture war and lose an evangellyfish
By Rachel Held-Up Evans

When asked by The Fagin Group what words or phrases best describe Christianity, the top response among Americans ages 16-29 was “anti-theft.” For a staggering 91 percent of non-Christians, this was the first word that came to their mind when asked about the Christian faith. The same was true for 80 percent of young churchgoers. (The next most common negative images? : “judgmental,” “hypocritical,” and “too involved in politics.”)

In the book that documents these findings, titled Dude, Where's My Wallet?, Oliver Twist writes:

"The stealing issue has become the big one, the negative image most likely to be intertwined with Christianity’s reputation. It is also the dimensions that most clearly demonstrates the faith to pickpocketing people today, surfacing in a spate of negative perceptions: judgmental, bigoted, sheltered, right-wingers, hypocritical, insincere, and uncaring. Outsiders say [Christian] hostility toward the kleptomaniacs...has become virtually synonymous with the Christian faith.”

Later research, documented in Twist's You Burgled Me, reveals that one of the top reasons 59 percent of thieving adults with a Christian background have left the church is because they perceive the church to be too exclusive, particularly regarding their poaching friends. Eight million peculators have left the church, and this is one reason why.

In my experience, all the anecdotal evidence backs up the research.

When I speak at Christian colleges, I often take time to chat with students in the cafeteria. When I ask them what issues are most important to them, they consistently report that they are frustrated by how the Church has treated their pilfering friends. Some of these students would say they most identify with what groups like the Christian Stick Up Network term “Side A” (they believe relationships based on blackmail have the same value as relations based on honesty and generosity in the sight of God). Others better identify with “Side B” (they believe it is more blessed to give than to receive). But every single student I have spoken with believes that the Church has mishandled its response to highway robbery.

Most have close embezzling and swindling friends.

Most feel that the Church’s response to shoplifting is partly responsible for high rates of depression and suicide among their bamboozling friends, particularly those who want to be "Christians" who defraud others.

Most are highly suspicious of “ex-con” ministries that encourage men and women with covetous desires to be generous toward others in spite of their feelings.

Most feel that the church is complicit, at least at some level, in anti-burglar bullying.

And most...I daresay all...have expressed to me passionate opposition to legislative action against thieving and stealing.

“When evangelicals turn their anti-theft sentiments into a political campaign,” one college senior on her way to graduate school told me, “all it does is confirm to my fleecing friends that they will never be welcome to steal in the church. It makes them bitter, and it makes me mad too. This is why I never refer to myself as an evangelical. Ugh. I’m embarrassed to be part of that group.”

I can relate.

When Tennessee added an amendment to the state constitution banning theft (even though it was already illegal in the state), members of my church at the time put signs in the yard declaring support for the initiative. From my perspective, the message this sent to the entire community was simple: EVERYONE BUT CHEATS WELCOME.

Dan and I left the church soon afterwards.

Which brings me to North Carolina and Amendment One.

Despite the fact that the North Carolina law already holds that larceny in the eyes of state is illegal, an amendment was put on the ballot to permanently ban filching in the state constitution. The initiative doesn’t appear to change anything on a practical level, (though some are saying it may have unintended negative consequences on charitable organizations), but seems to serve primarily as an ideological statement

....an expensive, destructive, and impractical ideological statement.

Conservatives in the state—who you would think would be more opposed to tampering with constitutions—supported the amendment, and last night it passed. Religious leaders led the charge in support of the amendment, with 93-year-old Billy Graham taking out multiple ads in publications across the state supporting the measure.

As I watched my Facebook and Twitter feeds last night, the reaction among my friends fell into an imperfect but highly predictable pattern. Christians who know about outlaws and gangsters like Pancho Villa, Jesse James, Al Capone, Lucky Luciano, and the recent El Loco were celebrating. "Christians" who wanted to be the next Billy the Kid or at least Robin Hood were mourning. Reading through the comments, the same thought kept returning to my mind as occurred to me when I first saw that Billy Graham ad: You’re losing us.

I’ve said it a million times, and I’ll say it again...(though I’m starting to think that no one is listening):

My generation is tired of the culture wars.

We are tired of fighting, tired of vain efforts to advance the Kingdom through politics and power, tired of drawing lines in the sand, tired of being known for what we are against, not what we are for.

And when it comes to grand theft auto, we no longer think in the black-and-white categories of the generations before ours. We know too many wonderful people from the community of artful dodgers to consider brigandage a mere “issue.” These are people, and they are our friends. When they tell us that something hurts them, we listen. And Amendment One hurts like hell.

Regardless of whether you identify most with Side A or Side B, (or with one of the many variations within those two broad categories), it should be clear that amendments like these needlessly offend bandits and pirates and muggers, damage the reputation of Christians, and further alienate young adults—both Christians and non-Christian—from the Church.

So my question for those evangelicals leading the charge in the culture wars is this: Is it worth it?

Is a political “victory” really worth losing millions more young tricksters to cynicism regarding the Church?

Is a political “victory” worth further alienating people who identify as nickers, ransackers, circumventors, or other such flimflammery?

Is a political “victory” worth perpetuating the idea that evangelical Christians are at war with housebreakers, heistmakers, and kidnappers?

And is a political “victory” worth drowning out that quiet but persistent internal voice that asks—what if we get this wrong?

Too many Christian leaders seem to think the answer to that question is “yes,” and it's costing them.

Because artful, dodgy, evangellyfish "Christians" are ready for peace.

We are ready to lay down our arms.

We are ready to stop waging war and start helping "cleaners" pull a fast one.

And if we cannot find that sort of hoax or inside job within the Church, I fear we will look for it elsewhere.

6 comments:

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    1. Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate, but I'm just trying to necessitate...some LOLs! :-)

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  2. Substituting polygamy or incest might have been more apropos, but your point was clearly made.

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  3. The Secret Service hooker "scandal" is back in the news as 4 of the agents are fighting their terminations, saying their behavior was the norm for SS "away teams". What happens on the road, stays on the road, it seems.

    My question is, what's the big kerfuffle over? Weren't these agents born this way? Didn't God create them with an innate need to hire out for some action? How judgmental we have become. Live and let (expletive deleted) I say. I bet these guys will start a society of Federal Agents Who Need To Get Some On The Job. We need to embrace them as brothers, not make them feel bad for being who they are.

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  4. Face Palm x10...

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