“CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday.
In a late-night appearance in the East Room of the Imperial Palace, Lord Vader declared that “justice has been done” as he disclosed that agents of the Imperial Army and stormtroopers of the 501st Legion had finally cornered Kenobi, one of the leaders of the Jedi rebellion, who had eluded the Empire for nearly two decades. Imperial officials said Kenobi resisted and was cut down by Lord Vader's own lightsaber. He was later dumped out of an airlock.”
"I love how the liberal rag GET keeps referring our Defense Star as the "Death Star". Take that propaganda back to Courescant, Nerfherder!!! "
"I find it so convenient that the "mainstream media" often ignores the fact that Emperor Palpatine helped fund Obi-Wan's band of jedis back when he was a senator. Had Senator Palpatine not authorized such funding, Obi-Wan would not have been a menace all these years!"
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You all make sure to read the comments under that article. They're awesome.
ReplyDeleteBTW, that beowulf guy's post is still posted in the blogger pop up window. Just in case you didn't know.
Hahahaha! Brilliant!
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ReplyDelete"I love how the liberal rag GET keeps referring our Defense Star as the "Death Star". Take that propaganda back to Courescant, Nerfherder!!! "
ReplyDelete"I find it so convenient that the "mainstream media" often ignores the fact that Emperor Palpatine helped fund Obi-Wan's band of jedis back when he was a senator. Had Senator Palpatine not authorized such funding, Obi-Wan would not have been a menace all these years!"
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The comments on this article are hilarious!