To: Coconspirators
From: Number Two
Re: Security Breach
We just intercepted the following communiqué from Dave Armstrong’s hideout:
“So now we have the high privilege of being flies on the wall in Steve and Jason's (smoke-filled?) backroom consultations regarding how to deal with me.”
Apparently, our safe house in Prague has been compromised. It’s possible that Dave’s cohorts at Opus Dei have bugged the joint.
Please reconvene at our safe house in Braşov. If Dave also gets wind of what we said there, then we’ll know that we have a mole in the circus.
In that event, the most likely suspect is TFan. His housemaid told me recently that she ran across a cache of incense and votive candles, along with a replica of the Black Madonna of Częstochowa, hidden in a box on the top shelf of his bedroom closet.
Of course, when confronted, I’d expect TFan to claim that this was just for “research,” but I'll have Sergei, our ex-KGB agent, use enhanced interrogation techniques (e.g. a feather-duster applied to bare feet) to get to the bottom of the real story.
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ReplyDeleteHis housemaid told me recently that she ran across a cache of incense and votive candles, along with a replica of the Black Madonna of Częstochowa, hidden in a box on the top shelf of his bedroom closet.
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Man, I've been looking everywhere for where I put those.
I meant, um, "Where I last saw TF with those" of course.
ReplyDeleteshame on you guys. For a minute my heart was pounding and I was sweating great drops of sweat.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it always the housemaids are involved in these things? Is it because they know to much?
What could really being going though is he was becoming all things to all people that he might win them?
The real question is who is the Dr. No of Triablogue if Steve Hays is 2.
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