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Friday, October 03, 2008

Eye in the sky

“Do they just do forum searches for things like that or is someone here sekretly giving them our hacked infoz”

http://www.forumopolis.com/showthread.php?p=2443764

Your paranoia is well founded, Gwildar. Yes, I do have a plant at Formumopolis, not to mention paid informants at other dens of infidelity.

Of course, I don’t limit myself to low-tech methods of monitoring your nefarious activities. We have other ways of tracking the every word and move of unbelievers by using electronic eavesdropping, satellite surveillance, security cameras, hidden cameras, bugs, directional microphones, &c. The usual Jason Borne stuff.

We’re watching you and listening to your every idle word. It’s all fed into the Intersect of the vast rightwing conspiracy as we implement our plans for global theocracy.

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